Russ is in full preparation mode, and spinning with ideas. This morning, I asked him how he planned to bring his bacon grease (the only thing he cooks his eggs in). His response?

MY NEW TOWING VEHICLE!

He thinks it will have all kinds of advantages—constant refrigerator/freezer, money making opportunities, even road tunes. (I know you’re all humming that jingle.)

Not really, lol. I’ll stick with the Outback, thanks.