BREAKS INTERSTATE PARK, TUESDAY 4/19

Yesterday I commiserated with a cashier at the Velocity Market in Elkhorn City, Kentucky about the cold, rainy, miserable day we were having. ”Look on the bright side,” I said. ”At least you don’t have snow, like we still have in Massachusetts.”

7 am, I woke up to this:

Somewhere in Elkhorn City, there is one pissed-off cashier.